Patreon Song #
Background #
It’s unknown if this is the correct name of this song. It was first performed live for the 2019-11-13 show. It’s sung to the tune of “Do You Wanna Build A Snowman” from Frozen.
Lyrics #
Do you wanna be my patron?
Go check out my Patreon
I do my best to fill it up
With lots of stuff that I work hard on
I am a starving artist and the cost is less
Than the change left in your couch
Do you wanna be a patron?
You don't have to stay a patron...
Just try it out!
Do you wanna be my patron?
Spend a dollar, maybe five
What have you really got to lose
Don't mean to schmooze, just trying to survive
I think I'm getting heartburn
My bank account, just watching the dollars whiz by
I don't mean to sound ungrateful
I work hard and pay my dues
I know what I'm really asking for
Is so much more than just some buckaroos
If this wasn't important
I wouldn't try
But I'm doing my best
Do you wanna be my patron?
You don't have to be my patron...
Please say yes